So here you are.

You probably stumbled upon this site while browsing the internet and you accidentally clicked a link. Or you found something I made and decided to find out whether I was dead or not. Or you wanted the domain tracetr.com for a product or something and wanted to see what absolute dunce took it first. OR (the most likely scenario) is that, even though I made it one of my main priorities not to tell people about this website, I told you about this website and you're now here to silently judge me.
Either way, you found this site. Congratulations?

This site exists both as a way to post all my stuff and host it somewhere, as well as a way to somehow attempt to preserve my fleeting existence in cyberspace. Maybe someday, when I'm long gone, some random kid will be searching through archived internet fossils, find this page, and think, "wow, what ab obnoxious self-centered asshole." And they would be right.